In My Next Life ...
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonn! a be a bear!
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hey j
totally...
its so cool...three cheers to animals...
Now all I have to do is build up enough karma to regress to a bear...
Wow, I could deal with that too. :D
hahaha! May your wish come true!!
If U R true Archana, I am Ur Niranjan, pl come & meet me, I am fond of U
Who is true Archana that we have to confirm from Railway Administration and from CBI department of India.
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